Happy Birthday me

How much excitement can I handle??? It's my birthday today I AM 2, I got cards which of course are put up for me to see and a present AND a cake, guess how many candles there were... 2 yellow due to them not knowing for sure I am a boy, to find out for sure they'd need to have me x-rayed but they think that's a bit mean just to satisfy curiousity, I'll stick with Mr for now

A picture of my grand cake, from Marks & Spencers no expense spared! No I didn't eat any, and it was past my bedtime at 5.30pm when they lit the candles.

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Pansy

An update

My outdoor garden is developing well, I favour eating the dandelions but as yet I outstrip supply, apparently more seeds are on the way - I hope they grow fast.

More exciting news, I got told off, oh I felt so naughty & a little embarrassed, I had a poo in my bedroom. My toilet habits leave a lot to be desired. On Saturday when I was in the bath I had an almighty weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it jetted across the bath - I was so proud - they were astonished by the way I bring my head in & propel the wee out! Oh & followed by a poo, they talked about what else I could do for hat trick? What more could I do?

I am in love with Heather, she is lovely, I like to cuddle up to her, occasionally under her & the other day I actually climbed all over her so I could eat a pansy flower, it was a purple one. I may add another photo, do you think I have grown?


I have been enjoying the hotter weather, a nice chance to explore & munch away for a few hours oh & spend time with Heather of course.

Pics will have to wait for another day...

Gym'll fix it

I was walking today on my express little legs, I tried the wooden floor too, a bit like skating apparently, I thought I'd need wheels to skate. I was put back into my village when trying to dig into the carpet, well if I don't try I will never know. On my walk I came across these dumbells, I could impress everyone with my muscley arms...

Name calling

Another sunny day, well I was out in th egarden & discovered these amazing leaves, I sat chomping them in the sun, perect, then the name calling started, I just kept hearing it, really there is no need to call me a Pansy

A letter for me

It's exciting AND It's true, I got a letter addressed to Mr/Mrs Tortoise, it was even in an envelope, how exciting, I have been trying to read it, I figured following the words with my feet would help, well I don't have fingers and my claws are quite sharp