Growing up

I have been pictured earlier in my log cabin, it was my very own center parcs for a while




I have grown so much one day I got stuck in the window, a stone was placed there, now I am so big I can only just get through the door so we are awaiting a very impressive enclousre with beach house with chimney and balcony area, pictures of course will follow

I'm coming out!

I'm a secret Benidorm fan, "Are you ready to come out?" When he replied yes his mum thought he was gay, oh classic moment!

Anyway Iam now drinking more, spending a few hours awake every few days, for anyone wondering where I am - I'll be out soon :o)

Happy Birthday tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It's my birthday, an exciting fun packed non stop day,non stop sleeping but what do you expect I'm a tortoise and it''s oh so cold I am getting put in the bath every other day but that is about it for my activity levels...

M25 tortoise madness

What are the chances of a tortoise dodging cars on a slip road to the M25?

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149785318

and how did he get there?

100 days to go

Apparently there are 100 days until Christmas, personally I have tried slowing down already this weather is rather confusing though, thought i was getting ready to part time hibernate then she shoves me outside in the sun, maybe my internal calendar is not weather dependent...

I have started eating the winter pansies already, they looked so nice, now they look like nibbled remains but we have a lovely collection of weeds growing in the dining room, my Christmas dinner?

Impressive vet

When I need a vet I hope it's one like this one :o)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209653/You-Vet-shells-B-Q-drill-save-life-tiny-tortoise.html

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