Happy Birthday tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It's my birthday, an exciting fun packed non stop day,non stop sleeping but what do you expect I'm a tortoise and it''s oh so cold I am getting put in the bath every other day but that is about it for my activity levels...

M25 tortoise madness

What are the chances of a tortoise dodging cars on a slip road to the M25?

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149785318

and how did he get there?

100 days to go

Apparently there are 100 days until Christmas, personally I have tried slowing down already this weather is rather confusing though, thought i was getting ready to part time hibernate then she shoves me outside in the sun, maybe my internal calendar is not weather dependent...

I have started eating the winter pansies already, they looked so nice, now they look like nibbled remains but we have a lovely collection of weeds growing in the dining room, my Christmas dinner?

Impressive vet

When I need a vet I hope it's one like this one :o)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209653/You-Vet-shells-B-Q-drill-save-life-tiny-tortoise.html

help

Sad news

Such a sad story
http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=148730145


Hope the girl recovers & they find the guilty party, RIP my chinese relative

Yum

This is one momentous occasion, owner was putting washing out yesterday when she heard a strange noise, it was me eating a baby slug, yum, she thought it was horrible but what does she know? I suspect she was mortified more by the noise I made for ages afterwards how content I am now!